Sardar Ny Chalnge Kia K
Vo Minar E Pakistan Ko Sir Pr Utha Kr
India Ja Skta Hy,

Hazaron Log Ekathe Ho Gay

Sardar Bola:
“Inu Chuk K Mery Sir Ty Rakho”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 594 views

blonde walked into a store

A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.

She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.

The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains."

The blonde said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"

by usmanzahid (few years ago!)

Bahut Purane Baat

Munna bhai -Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

Mamu -Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

Munna bhai -Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tamam log sun len

Tamam log sunn len Garmi bht ho gayi hy. Suraj b khub Aag barsa rha hy. Apne sar pe geela or thanda kapra rakhen Dimaagh pe suraj ki kirne mat parne den Q k “BHOONSA” jaldi aag pakarta hy. Mera farz tha ap ko batana or ap ka kaam hy khud ko… :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam Aaj Ke Baad

Arz Hai… Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam Aaj Ke Baad,
Kyuki

Hamari Apni Gali Mein Hi Setting Ho Gayi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Answering Machine!

A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.
He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)