Ek Aisa Sentence Batao

TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein
URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH
Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho …
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

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