Koi Mannat Maango

Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
.
Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
.
Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 393 views
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