Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 614 views

Hair Transplant Karne Wali CompnyHair Transplant Karne Wali Compny

Hair Transplant Karne Wali Compny Ne Add Banaya.
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Sheher Se Ayen Ya Pind Se.
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Humen Humdardi Hy Sirf Apki
Tind Se;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police ne kiun pekra

Santa ko police kyu Pakda??
Guess Why?
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Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K Helmet Pehna huye tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mix Up at the Hospital

This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change.

All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.

Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.

"Oh no!" he moaned, "this means I`ll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"

"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It`ll just have to be someone else`s, that`s all."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik admi apne gadhe ko nilha raha tha

Aik admi apne gadhe ko nilha raha tha.

is ke dost ne poucha, “kya koi khas bat hay aaj?”

us admi ne kaha, “han aaj shaam ko mere gadhe ki salgira hay”

dost ne poucha, “phir mujhe kya khelao ge?”

us admi ne jawab diya, “jo kuch yeh khaye ga tum bi kha lena.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu

Santa: Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..

Banta: Kyon?
Santa: Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)