Side B Gaa Raha Hu

2 Sardar ped pe baith kar gana ga rahe the,

achanak ek ulta latak ke gane laga,
dusre ne pucha, "ulta latak ke kyon gaa rahe ho."

pehla bola,"are bewkoof, side B gaa raha ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 340 views
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