Kaal Kitne Prakaar Ke Hote Hain
Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain.
Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 506 views
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