Larki zor se chalai
2 Cockroach “I.C.U” mein eik sath admit thay.
1st:Kisne maara??
2nd:Kisi ne nhi yar,aik lrki mujhy dekh k itni zorr se chillai k saala heart attack ho geya.
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