Ek mandir tha

Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale ghayab ho jate
the.

Imran hashmi gaya
Imran ghayab,

Salman khan
gaya
Salman ghayab,

Katrina kaif gyi to
Bhagwan ghayeb:-)

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