1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD
1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD
k liy Dua mangta raha
1 din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola
“khan Tuh Khuda ka wasta hy pehly SHADI to kr ly…..!!”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 596 views
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