1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD

1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD

k liy Dua mangta raha

1 din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola

“khan Tuh Khuda ka wasta hy pehly SHADI to kr ly…..!!”

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