Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya

Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya
Or
Apni BV
Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola:

‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 289 views
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