Tum bohat haseen ho,

Wife: Choro Naa,

Husband: Tumhari Aankhein bohat khoobsorat hen

Wife: Choro na G

Husband: Tumharay Baal Uff Kia Ghazab k hen,

Wife: Choro Na Janu,

Husband: Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho,

Wife: Aray Choro Naa,

Husband: Itni to Chor Raha hon, Ab aur kitni choron

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 504 views

Chesapeake Bay and a Blonde

Q: What's the difference between the Chesapeake Bay and a blonde?

A: The Chesapeake Bay is losing its crab population.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

TC & SADHU

TC & SADHU
Sadhu: train me ja rahe the. tc:kaha jana he apko? Sadhu:vahi jaha ram ka born hua tha. Tc: ticket dikhao?sadhu:nahi he .tc:to chlo. sadhu:kaha pe?tc:wahi jaha krishna ka born hua tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Love is a Quest

A lecturer delivering a talk on the demoralizing effect of legal separation said, "Love is a quest; the proposal a request; the giving in marriage a bequest; the actual marriage, a conquest."

"What is a divorce?" a voice from back asked.

Swift as lightning came the reply,"Ah, that's the inquest."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Beta bapp sey

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi karna chahta hoon

bapp muskara kar beta kis sey karna chahte hoooo
beta Dadi sey

baap sharam nahi ati meri maa sey shaadi katna chahte ho
beta ap ko sharam nahi ayi ap ney meri ma sey kyu shadi ki

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?

Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the

Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir?
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)