Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti…
Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga…
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