Theek Kar Diye

Sardarji Got Job
1st Day Worked Till Night
Boss Asked What Did U Do?

Sardar:
Computer Keyboard Alphabets
Were Not In Order Theek Kar Diye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 679 views
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