Mein M.A pas hon.

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?

Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Doosra dost: meray dant mein dard tha, mein nay nikalwa dia tum bhi aisa hi karo.

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