how old r u ?.
cat-how old r u ?.
elephant- 5yr.
cat-bt u look big,
elephant-i m a complan boy,
cat-i m 30yr,
elephant -bt u look so small,
cat-jhandu kesari jevan badti umar mano tham se jaye .
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 525 views
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