Pathan raste se guzar raha tha
Osne rash laga dekha poocha kia hoa

Aadmi : Bachi gatar mein gir geyi

Pathan : Shukar hai gatar ka dhakan khula tha Warna bachi ka dum ghut jata

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 526 views

jahaz main kafi log

Kisi behri jahaz main kain log safar kar rehy the
achanak aik chota sa bacha samandar main ja gira,
jahaz main halchal mach gai, thori der bad aik
nojawan bachy ko good main liye samandar se nikal
aya. logo ne is ki bahadari ki tareef ki.& & &
Nojawan bola:”who sab to thek hay magar ye batao,
ke muje Dhaka kis ne diya tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Doctor: kiske liye chasma

Doctor: kiske liye chasma banana chahate ho ?

GOLU: MASTER JEE ke liye me unhe Gadha dikhaye deta hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Aadmi ne 1 Udas Pathan se Pocha

1 Aadmi ne 1 Udas Pathan se Pocha: Khan Sahab tum Q Udas ho?

Pathan: Aaj Hum ko N.W.F.P ka Matlab Pata Chal Gaya

Admi: Wo Kya?

Pathan: "No Women For Pathan".

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo

Doctor: Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo chhilke sahit
After one hour

Santa: Mera pet dard ho raha hai

Doctor: kya khaya tha
Santa: Nariyal chhilka sahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)