Swarg Jaisa Narak
Yamraj--Tumne Paap aur Punya dono kiye hai, Isliye Swarg Jaisa Narak milega.
Man--Wo Kaise?
Yam--Agle Janam me Shadi to hogi Lekin wahi Purani Biwi ke saath
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 566 views
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