Bijli Walo Pe Testing To Galat Baat Hai

Santa Ne Bijli Office Phone Kara Aur Jaldi Se Bola.
“Jaldi Se Model Town Ki Light Kaat Do”

Bijli Wala Hairani Se: “Kyu Sir?”
Santa: “Wo Yaar Mere Dimag Mein Ek Nayi Mast Wali Gaali Aayi Hai, Wo Tumko Deni Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 409 views
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