Husband ki birhtday pr
Husband Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne
Puchha – Kya Gift Du?
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Husband :- Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo,
Izzat Karo Aur Hamesha Mera Kehna
Maano.
Bas Yahi Kaafi Hai.
Wife:- ( Kuchh Der Sochne Ke Baad )
Nahi Nahi Main To GIFT Hi Dungi.
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 506 views
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