A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 777 views

Student

Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo,
wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum..
.
Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha,
tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Dunia ka sab se mushki kam

1st sardar:dunia ka sub se mushkil kaam kon sa hai.


2nd sardar:helmat pehni hui larki se chumi lena.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ajeeb Beemari

Mareez: Mujhy
Ajeeb Beemari Hy Jab Meri Bv Bolti Hy TO Mujhy Kuch Sunai Nai Deta.
Doctor: Ye Beemari Nai,Tum Par ALLAH Ke
Khaas Rehmat Hai..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they

Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they. Un key mukhtalif naam rakhey huey they or kabhi sahee naam sey yaad nahi kertey they

Ek din woh apney professor dost key saath kaheen jaa rahey they to peechey sey kisi ney awaz lagai, “Oey tiddey…!”

Professor sahab ney apney dost ko kaha, “yeh aap ko tidda keh raha hey”

Dost bola, “ji nahi, yeh aap ko keh raha hey”

Professor sahab bohat eitamad sey boley, “Hargiz nahi, yeh aap hi ko keh raha hey, mujhey to yeh chohara kehtey hein”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Winner will get the cup

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)