Ahmed FARAZ vs WASI Shah
Ahmed FARAZ vs WASI Shah
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1. Urte hue parindon ko koi qaid nhi kr skta "Faraaz"
Jo apne hote hain woh khud he loat aate hein..!
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Wasi reply to Faraaz
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Na rakh Umeed-E-Wafa kisi parindy se "WASI"
Jab par nikl aatay hain apna hi Aashyana bhool jaty hain.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 641 views
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