Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai
Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 564 views
Similar Jokes
Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai. Voh sweet girlfriends ke sath bahar ghoomne jana pasand karta hai.
Indian: So sweet, mera beta to tumare bete se kahin aage hai, voh sweet girlfriends ke sath ghar ke andar rehna pasand karta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Indian girl:
Me to os se shadi kron gi jo handsome ho ameer ho or bohot pyar kary
Or tum
Pakistani girl:
Me to os se shadi karon gi jis k ghar UPS laga ho
by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)
Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,
Thodi der chup baithe ke baad bola= English chalegi na?
Ladki(Sharmate huye)= Soda saath me ho to Desi bhi chalegi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Y r u late?
Student: Mom n dad were fighting.
T: They were fighting,so u are late?
S: Actually 1 shoe was with dad and the other was with mom.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are
you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No teacher, I'm having trouble listening!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
().(),
/@ / "^----;";*
\,,/" /toyota \
/,,/\,\ /,,/\,\
Petrol bohat mehnga hai
Is liye aapke aane jane k liye pesh hai
"KHOTA COROLLA"
Model 2010
petrol ka dushman
Jub tak dil kray chalaty raho,
5:Years maintances free
Insured and
sponsered by
Jahan khwab wahan..
HBL.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Inspector Pappu Se: Tum Kis Apraadh Ke Liye, Jel Aaye Ho
Pappu: Kya Bataun Sir, Government Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha?
Inspector: Kis Baat Ka? Funny
Pappu: Note Chaapne Ka
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Kal Papa Kuwe Me Gir Gaye Bahut Chot Lagi,Bahut Chilla Rahe The
Banta: Ab Kaise He?
Santa: Teek Honge
Kal Se Kue Se Koi Awaz Nahi Ayi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
This Guy Walked Into A Little Corner Sto
This Guy Walked Into A Little Corner Store With A Shot Gun And Demanded All The Cash From The Cash Drawer. After The Cashier Put The Cash In A Bag, The Robber Saw A Bottle Of Scotch That He Wanted Behind The Counter On The Shelf. He Told The Cashier To Put It In The Bag As Well, But The Cashier Refused And Said "Because I Dont Believe You Are Over 21.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)