Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.
Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 489 views
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