A man ordered a dish in a restaurant
A man ordered a dish in a restaurant and was surprised to see the quantity of food to be half of what it was the previous day.
He called the waiter and asked why the quantity is nearly half.
Waiter asked: where did you sit yesterday?
The man was shocked and angry at the question but said, it has nothing to do with my question, but anyway, i sat beside the window.
Waiter: That makes sense. We always serve more food at the seats beside the windows. It gets us good publicity :)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 589 views
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