pathan was weeping
Pathan was Weeping:
Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?
Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.
Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.
Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 518 views
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