Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.
Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.
Dr. To Patient’s Frnd:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate
To Hum Isse Bacha Lete
Frnd:
Abay, Adha Ghanta Pehle
To Accident Huwa He.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 504 views
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