Ek pathan say kisi nay poochha K,
Ek pathan say kisi nay poochha K,
Aap ka favorite song kaun sa hai???
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Pathan Sharma k bola;
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"Larki Q, najanay Q, Larkoo c nahi hoti.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 528 views
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