"Try Again.
Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?
Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 550 views
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