Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question
Teacher : Whoever Answers My Next Question Can Go Home!
A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window.
Teacher: Who Threw The Bag?
Boy : Me!
I’m Going Home.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 517 views
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