Boyfriend Ek Aisi Cheez Hai…

Boyfriend Ek Aisi Cheez Hai…
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Jiss K Samne
Chipkali, Aur Cockroach Se
Darne Wali Ladki Bhi.
Sherni Ban K Ghumti Hai..:P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 397 views
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