Ye Bacha tmara kia lagta hy?
Sardar:Ye Bacha tmara kia lagta hy?
Pathan:Ye Hamara dooor ka saga bhai hy.
Srdar: Dooor ka saga bhai?
me smjha nai?
Pathan: Is k or mere drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 536 views
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