Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 579 views

biwi kali husband gora

1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.

Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.

Bv boli woh kesay.

Sohahr bola . Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

anso bhane se kya faida

Dil ko jlane se kya Faida anso Bhane Se kya Faida
Jb usne Hmen choor kr kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia
Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya
Faida...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

funny advice

No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye
Kuch Ehem Advises:
1. Khud ko Mobile main
Itna na Mashghool Rakho k;
Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye
Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay.
2. Bike Chalatay huay
kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,
Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai.
3. Koshish karo ke
Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na
karo,
Direct Sir Phaar do..
4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,
Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ghar me namak khatam ho gaya

Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.

husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)