chinese lady pakistani lady se:
"Mere Husband ka Chalte Chalte intiqal Ho Gaya.
Pakistani Lady:
..."Bus Behan , China ki Cheezon ka Yehi Masla Hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 513 views

Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje

Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Apni shadi pe udaas tha

Sardar Apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kia bat hai?

Sardar:
Mere susral ne Barat pe Kum logon Ka Kaha hai.
Pata nahi
Abba mujhe le jata hay ya nahe:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A man arrives home very late,

A man arrives home very late,

Knowing his wife won't open the door,

he decides to pretend that he bought flowers for
...
her. He knocks the door Wife: Who's it?

Man: I've brought flowers for the pretty lady.

Wife opens the door & asks: Where are the flowers?

Man: Where's the pretty lady?

& goes In :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher. bijli kahan se ati hai

Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student:mere mamu k ghar se!!!!!!!
Teacher:wo kase?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stdnt:jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen
''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........'''''

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tu hamesha darwaje

Conductor- Tu hamesha darwaje pe khada rehta hai, tera baap chaunkidar hai kya?

Pappu- Tu hamesha paise mangta rehta hai, tera baap bhikhari hai kya? :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)