Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila:
"Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo."
Pathan ne us number par Rs.500 ka balance bheja aur likha:
"Hum zaheen bhi hai aur hoshiyar bhi,ainda hum ko challenge na karna!"

by HAQ (few years ago!) / 532 views

Two Blond Girls on the Train

Two blondes are on a train, sitting in a cabin next to an older gentleman who happens to have a long beard.

One of the blond girls whispers to the other 'Wow, look, it's Charles Darwin!!'

'Are you stupid, he's been dead for over 200 years!' the other blonde replies.

Just then, another older man walks into the cabin and says 'Howdy Charles, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, what have you been up to?'

The first blonde says to the second 'Who's stupid now?'

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha

Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?

Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Newtons Law Of Ishq

Newtons First Law Of Ishq:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Using Her Sandals

Newtons 2nd Law Of Ishq:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of

The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increament Or Decreament Of The Bank Balance.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ne oxford universty mein

Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News channel walu ne pucha

K ab kia kro gay? Pathan

bachpan se aik khuwab hy
k hum apna tandoor khole GA.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

agar main maar gya?

Husband:
Agar main mar gaya to tum kya karogi?
Wife:
Ummm…
Main phir apne bahen k sath rahugi…
Aur
Agar main mar gayi to tum
kya karoge?
Husband:
Main bhi tumhare bahen k
sath reh lunga!

by A. Sami (few years ago!)