Dead Bird
One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.."
The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones."
by Kamran (few years ago!) / 812 views
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