Ek ur Bill aa gya
Major Rohail-
Khan sab Carry Lougar bill
Aa gya hai
.
Phatan-
Lo G pehle
Bijli,gas,pani ka bill
Ur ab ye carry lugar bill
Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
Ur DUE date kya hai?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 625 views
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