Ghabber peda hote hi

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4
thappad lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha
KTNE AADMI THE…

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