Nomonia ho gaya
Patient: Doctor ap ko yakeen hai k mujhay
Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun k pichlay dino aik
doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha
aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko akha yaqeen hai, tu
namoonia say hi maray ga.
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