GueThere was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 589 views

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.

Ali: Khan g kia hua.Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy

Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy

Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In an exam

In an exam,
a student who was prep but left D pg blank
At bottom drew flowers and wrote-
"In D memory of my memory,which recently passed away!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A girl asked her friend why are you

A girl asked her friend why are you wearing a wedding ring in the wrong

finger? The other answered To
show other that I was married to the

wrong person.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main America Ka Bap Hu!

Santa: Main Ne Apne Bete Ka Nam America Rakha Hai!

Banta: Kyou?

Santa: Main Duniya Ko Dikhana Chahta Hu Ki Main America Ka Bap Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tmhari yad mao

Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(

by @irha@ (few years ago!)