Aik Sardar Jee Sochtay Rahay

Aik Sardar Jee Sochtay Rahay

Sochtay Rahay
Saari Zindagee Sochtay Rahay
Aur
Sochtay Sochtay Maar Gaay

Keh Agar Meri Sister Kay 2 Bhai Hain To Mera 1 Kiyoon Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 359 views
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