Sardar with dentist
Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho?
Doctor: Nahi
Sardar: Mein Nikaal Leta Hon
Doctor: Wo Kaise?
Sardar: He He He He
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 501 views
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