Pathan K Mobile
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya: Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 521 views
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