Lost his cheque book

Santa Lost His Cheque Book:
Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur
Sign,
Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed
All Cheques.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1238 views
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