Sardar & Math Teacher
Math Teacher Sardar Se:
Agar Teri 1 Pocket Me 500rs Ho Aur 2sri Me 1000
To Tu Kya
Sochega?
Srdar:Yehi Ki Meine Kisi Aur Ki Paint Pehen Li Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 592 views
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