Sharab cigarette
Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari
Jaan k Dushman Hain.
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Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaye Wo
Mard Nahi Hota Abba. :-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 486 views
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