Driver mar gaya
Bad News: Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho
Gai,
Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,
Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain, I
Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.
Because Ab Main "NEED 4 SPEED Underground"
Khelon Ga.
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