Ladki Ka Naam

Ek Sardar Bar Me Baitha Ro Raha Tha

Bar Tender: Kyo Ro Rahe Ho?

Sardar: Jis Ladki Ko Bhulane Ko Pi Raha Tha Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 357 views
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