A Beggar
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari
bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1012 views
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“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.
“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.
“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”
When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”
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Kyuki
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SARDAR G ka ghora race main sab se peechay reh jata hai.
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Golu- Aur biskut Lijiye Na!!
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)