A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 515 views

Toothbursh

Memon : Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar : Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho
Memon : Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai

Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai|”
Pita- “Kaun?”
Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai|”
Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye|”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Side B Gaa Raha Hu

2 Sardar ped pe baith kar gana ga rahe the,

achanak ek ulta latak ke gane laga,
dusre ne pucha, "ulta latak ke kyon gaa rahe ho."

pehla bola,"are bewkoof, side B gaa raha ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in Ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aisa Kutta Naseeb Walo Ko Hi Milta Hai

Ek Pati Apni Patni Ka Janaza Le Ja Raha Tha.
Janaze Ke Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmiyon Ki
Lambi Line Thi.
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Jab Uski Samajh Mein
Na Aaya Ki Ye Kya Chakkat Hai To Jaakar Pati Se
Puchha.
Aadmi: “Bhai Sahab Ye Sab Kaise Hua?”
Pati: “Ye Jo Kutta Hai, Is Ne Kaat Liya Tha”
Aadmi Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Ye Kutta Ek Din
Ke Liye Udhar Mein De Do”
Pati: “Jarur, Par Peechhe Line Mein Lag Jao“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)