FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..
WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI
HOTI???
RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 570 views

Green,pink,yellow

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colors green. pink and yellow. The English man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The Desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bache ka report

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

du pagal apas mai batein kar rahye

du pagal apas mai batein kar rahye hotay hai pehla pagal keh ta hai ke mere pass itni dulat (money) hai ke mai pori duniya kareed lu ga.

 dusra pagal keh tah hai abye ullu mai bachu ga tu tu kareeday ga na .hahahaha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan cha gya

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)